Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Something dawned on me while looking at my smartphone the other day. This thing is a phone. It makes phone calls. It sends text messages. It can even take pictures and send picture messages. But at some point it goes beyond being a phone. This thing has an internet connection, and an intuitive browser. I can do email with this thing. I can surf YouTube, and the picture is only slightly more laggy than it is on my grandpa box. I even have photo and video editing programs.
And then I looked at my printer, which has one job. It's named after that one job. And it can't even do that one job.
What's wrong with this picture?
Monday, December 9, 2013
I’m sending up the spoiler warning with a hard asterisk attached. The subject matter I will be discussing will reveal the ending to The Chronicles of Narnia while also imparting news that will break your heart right in two. Think of the crushing feeling experienced when you heard that Santa doesn’t exist or that Sarah Palin was a real person.
Yes, I’m going to be that drastic; you have been warned.
Friday, December 6, 2013
I have friends and family that are working on law degrees. Despite the abundance of lawyers in the world, I believe there to be a golden opportunity in the field. Courtesy of modern technology, a new brand of litigation will soon be opening. Those adept enough to see the potential in DRONE LAW stand to make millions.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Scans of the December issue of Figure King magazine have popped up at toy-world.com. While everyone seems to be buzzing about the upcoming Generations Armada Starscream, what really deserves attention is this upcoming wave of DX candy toys by Kabaya. Were you disappointed by last year's Botcon Overlord? Well, be disappointed no more. Soon you'll have the chance to own a proper Overlord toy. Whether you've been drooling over pictures of the old toy since the alt.toys.transformers days or only care because of the recent IDW comics, this is exciting news.
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
This year Takara-Tomy held a poll where Transformers fans could vote for the Autobot leader they most wanted to see as a Masterpiece toy, in celebration of the franchise's upcoming 30th anniversary. Last week the winner was revealed. It is Star Saber, the beloved leader of the Autobots from the 1989 series Transformers Victory. Star Saber won easily with over 30% of the vote.
Can you say, "Flawless victory"?