Thursday, October 23, 2014
When I was young(er), my mom needed to head off to work at 4:00 PM and did not return from her shift until midnight. I secretly stayed up every night and waited to hear the relieving sound of the Sears garage door opener; the growl of the motor assured me that she got home safe. My father had passed away in 1983, and my siblings had gone off to college. For a little while I had my sister around, but on most occasions I was home alone at night.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
More than halfway through October, I've just realized how dismal the selection of horror movies has been this season. It's not just that the movies themselves have been bad. There's always going to be more bad than good. That's the nature of a genre that any amateur can jump into with little money. No, the problem this year is that there hasn't been that many. I'd expect at least a few terrible sequels to tired franchises and at least one terrible remake. Where are they?
Fortunately I have quite a library of classics to keep me occupied all month. But as I watch the classics, I get sad. I realize how few horror movies in my collection were made in the last 20 years. I think of the classic monsters of the 1920s, the 1930s, the 1950s, the 1970s, and the 1980s. They seem to come in waves. I wonder, where are this generation's monsters? Will people not yet born one day seek out the handful of horror films we get today the way people today watch horror movies made before we were born?
I don't think so.
Thursday, October 16, 2014
When I was a wee tyke back many Octobers ago, I sat home watching movies one Sunday afternoon. There came a knock on the door. I opened it to find one of the neighborhood kids dressed as a mummy, clad head to toe in wraps a full four days before Halloween and at three o’clock in the sunny afternoon. With a pained look of embarrassment, the kid opened a pillowcase (the preferred cache for Halloween treats) and rolled his eyes as he delivered a morose “Trick or Treat.”
“Dude, Halloween’s not for four days,” I pointed out the obvious.
“I know, man. My parents are all weird and shit about Halloween being on a school night this year and told me that this was the only way I could go out.”
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
I don't normally do this. Every week I have something to say, some opinion to give. But this week, I only have something to ask, and then I want our readers to do the talking.
Is Alien Isolation good? Like, actually properly good? Can the positive reception so far be believed?
Friday, October 10, 2014
I panicked when Carl first proposed a Pre'Ween article swap between our sites. After all, The Info Zombie boldly asserts that it feeds one's hunger for brainy stuff. Movies At Dog Farm is mostly just my own personal internet drool cup. What brain-tickling wisdom could I possibly have to impart?
Since you couldn't know this, let me tell you that I just stared blankly at an empty laptop screen for twenty minutes. I know movies, though. By extension, I know how to watch movies. Now before you take offense at the implication that you don't, you should know I often have to consciously remind myself of several of these commandments, as well. We know, but like children, we forget. Anytime I don't enjoy a movie, I have to ask myself if I really gave it a fair shake. If I broke two or three of these commandments while watching, I probably didn't.
Roll with me, folks. This is all I've got...
The Ten Commandments Of Watching Horror Movies At Home
Thursday, October 9, 2014
In continuing with my Pre ‘Ween obligations, I need to admit that my Samhain festivities derailed due to an illness. While I am fine and assure you that I will not be passing along anytime soon (much to the dismay of so many of you), my little pup Lola had to have a permanent tracheotomy. As my wife said, we don’t need to get her a Halloween costume now because she has stitches in her neck and an open hole in her throat.
While she will be just fine, heck, she will be better than before, I do have to watch her quite closely. Therefore, my Halloween observations will take a bit of a backseat.
I do have the time to make one point clear: Spiders aren’t Halloween.
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Werewolves are among the top iconic monsters. They're not quite on the same tier as vampires, but they're high on the ladder. You'll see them everywhere all month, and you'll know them when you see them. So why don't they capture the imaginations of writers? Why don't we get waves of werewolf fiction like we get waves of vampires or waves of zombies? Why don't werewolves have anyone remotely near the status of Dracula?
Do we just not get werewolves? Or is there just nothing to get anymore?
Friday, October 3, 2014
As the Halloween season gets underway, I like to catalog the trends in decorations for posterity. Last year I visited a farmer’s market/nursery and found some amazing harvest decorations. And two years ago I covered a lot of ground in my self-imposed sabbatical.
This year I must report of an alarming trend in the Halloween retail market: mountains of glitter.
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Brandon Early does some celebrating with me for the 2014 Pre 'Ween season! We discuss Halloween books, movies, songs, and stories. Plus, Brandon shares how dedicated he is to the 31st of October! Happy Pre 'Ween, Zombies!